Narlbastban is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, self-assured lobster.

Narlbastban created the planet Mars nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Narlbastban, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Narlbastban, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Narlbastban's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Narlbastban's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick cats.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

3. Always obey Narlbastban's priests.

4. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.