Rulbetnak is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, deceitful naga.

Rulbetnak created an atom three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rulbetnak, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rulbetnak, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Rulbetnak's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Rulbetnak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never talk about dolphins.

3. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not stand on grass.