Dit is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, wise grasshopper.

Dit created a strange quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dit, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dit, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Dit's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Dit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. You must never eat peanuts.