Panglanquart is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, two-faced snail.

Panglanquart created the Sol system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Panglanquart, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Panglanquart, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Panglanquart's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Panglanquart's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not kill porpoises.

5. Never think about moons.