Renpascamcum is a god.
She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, dishonourable chicken.
Renpascamcum created the universe three thousand years ago.
If you believe in Renpascamcum, she will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in Renpascamcum, she will destroy your favourite star.
Renpascamcum's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.
Renpascamcum's Holy Commandments
1. Worship no other gods but Renpascamcum.
2. Always look after injured gulls.
3. Run away if five goats approach from the west.
4. Show mercy to disobedient children.
5. Respect your elders.