Dumyostzem is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, weak dragon.

Dumyostzem created a quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Dumyostzem, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dumyostzem, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Dumyostzem's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Dumyostzem's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of grasshopers.

2. Do not take Dumyostzem's name in vain.

3. Never feed parsnips to horses while wearing orange hats.

4. Never go into cyan rooms.

5. Do not laugh in public.