Binhapnad is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, tiresome dryad.

Binhapnad created water four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Binhapnad, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Binhapnad, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Binhapnad's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Binhapnad's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from yellow snails, for they are unholy.

2. Never mention ants.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Binhapnad.

5. Hide from gray ducks for they are unholy.