Timjipbat is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, generous fox.

Timjipbat created Mount Everest six billion years ago.

If you believe in Timjipbat, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Timjipbat, it will be very unhappy.

Timjipbat's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Timjipbat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Never hurt otters.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never look in ponds.