Fodgidzed is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, resourceful octopus.

Fodgidzed created the Milkyway three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fodgidzed, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fodgidzed, she will jump up and down on your head.

Fodgidzed's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Fodgidzed's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Mites are not to be trusted.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

5. Fodgidzed must be the most important thing in your life.