Omtbagkam is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, intelligent bee.

Omtbagkam created a quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Omtbagkam, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Omtbagkam, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Omtbagkam's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Omtbagkam's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six geese approach from the west.

2. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not covet oxen.