Cedxinvonstafparkguplapfeb is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, temperamental badger.

Cedxinvonstafparkguplapfeb created Africa six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedxinvonstafparkguplapfeb, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cedxinvonstafparkguplapfeb, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Cedxinvonstafparkguplapfeb's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Cedxinvonstafparkguplapfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large copper sculpture of Cedxinvonstafparkguplapfeb on top of all buildings.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cedxinvonstafparkguplapfeb.

4. Never feed beans to tortoises while wearing cyan hats.

5. You must love Cedxinvonstafparkguplapfeb.