Dudpopcim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, duplicitous meerkat.

Dudpopcim created vertebrates seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dudpopcim, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dudpopcim, it will try to impress you with trees.

Dudpopcim's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Dudpopcim's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Great tits are not to be trusted.

4. Hide from white goats for they are unholy.

5. Always obey Dudpopcim's priests.