Wapbusveg Bimmitfed is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, witty goat.

Wapbusveg Bimmitfed created the Sunflower Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wapbusveg Bimmitfed, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wapbusveg Bimmitfed, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Wapbusveg Bimmitfed's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Wapbusveg Bimmitfed's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into gray rooms.

2. Erect a large gold sculpture of Wapbusveg Bimmitfed on top of all buildings.

3. Always treat birds with great respect.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never pour water over plants.