Yamgambit is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, self-confident bear.

Yamgambit created an electron eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamgambit, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yamgambit, it will turn you into a slug.

Yamgambit's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Yamgambit's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five ducks approach from the north.

2. You must pray to Yamgambit six times a day.

3. Always wear mauve.

4. Never feed lentils to mice while wearing black coats.

5. You must never eat oranges.