Cunbastfubmipkipspag is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, proud swallow.

Cunbastfubmipkipspag created the Large Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Cunbastfubmipkipspag, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cunbastfubmipkipspag, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Cunbastfubmipkipspag's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Cunbastfubmipkipspag's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Cunbastfubmipkipspag.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never paint your feet indigo.

4. Never wear ear rings.

5. Do not chop down trees.