Linontbit is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, narcissistic wyrm.

Linontbit created the solar system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Linontbit, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Linontbit, he will turn you into a tree.

Linontbit's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Linontbit's Holy Commandments

1. Horses are not to be trusted.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never sit near tortoises.

4. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

5. Erect a large tin sculpture of Linontbit on top of all buildings.