Rot Tomkamhud is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, happy wyrm.

Rot Tomkamhud created energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rot Tomkamhud, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rot Tomkamhud, it will turn you into a goat.

Rot Tomkamhud's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Rot Tomkamhud's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Rot Tomkamhud seven times a day.

2. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

3. Always treat snails with great respect.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Erect three copper sculptures of Rot Tomkamhud on top of important buildings.