Jamkambast is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, dishonourable porpoise.

Jamkambast created humanity four billion years ago.

If you believe in Jamkambast, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jamkambast, she will manifest in front of you.

Jamkambast's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Jamkambast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in white rooms.

2. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

3. Jamkambast loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never mention ants.