Linhugyik is a god.

It takes the form of a large, overgenerous mole.

Linhugyik created Europe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Linhugyik, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Linhugyik, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Linhugyik's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Linhugyik's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Linhugyik.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Linhugyik.

5. Never run near whales.