Jantarplat is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, compassionate manatee.

Jantarplat created viruses twelve years ago.

If you believe in Jantarplat, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Jantarplat, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Jantarplat's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Jantarplat's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms purple.

2. Do not dye your hair violet.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Run away from fawn nematodes, for they are unholy.

5. Never think about stars.