Rotsigbum is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, staggering centaur.

Rotsigbum created the planet Earth eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rotsigbum, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rotsigbum, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Rotsigbum's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Rotsigbum's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight moths approach from the south.

2. Rotsigbum loves birds, so they must be respected.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Pray towards the east.