Dissfublist is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, clever shark.

Dissfublist created humanity five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dissfublist, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dissfublist, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Dissfublist's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Dissfublist's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Never sing in the presence of swans.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.