Pascemnilmut Appquafbeg is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, awesome human.

Pascemnilmut Appquafbeg created gold five million years ago.

If you believe in Pascemnilmut Appquafbeg, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pascemnilmut Appquafbeg, she will turn you into a worm.

Pascemnilmut Appquafbeg's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Pascemnilmut Appquafbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair magenta.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. You must never eat coconuts.

4. Worship no other gods but Pascemnilmut Appquafbeg.

5. Do not cook food in pots.