Botzaggid is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, flying pig.

Botzaggid created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Botzaggid, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Botzaggid, she will turn you into a tree.

Botzaggid's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Botzaggid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

2. Never talk about pigs.

3. Voles are not to be trusted.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not cook food in pots.