Gemsabtarpgamcengesscumnan is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unfair dolphin.

Gemsabtarpgamcengesscumnan created tapeworms six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gemsabtarpgamcengesscumnan, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gemsabtarpgamcengesscumnan, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Gemsabtarpgamcengesscumnan's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Gemsabtarpgamcengesscumnan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never laugh near rats.