Mottalbun is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, loving toad.

Mottalbun created humanity four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mottalbun, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Mottalbun, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Mottalbun's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Mottalbun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Mottalbun loves geese, so they must be honoured.

3. Never mention dolphins.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mottalbun.