Arm is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, calm bat.

Arm created the Sunflower Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arm, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Arm, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Arm's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Arm's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Arm on top of all buildings.

2. Never run in the presence of porpoises.

3. You must love Arm.

4. Never eat onions.

5. Never mention otters.