Bapdoddavxuckhadbun is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, cheerful slug.

Bapdoddavxuckhadbun created the planet Mars seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bapdoddavxuckhadbun, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bapdoddavxuckhadbun, she will not care.

Bapdoddavxuckhadbun's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Bapdoddavxuckhadbun's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.