Poggambog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, unfair bear.

Poggambog created silver two billion years ago.

If you believe in Poggambog, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Poggambog, he will not care at all.

Poggambog's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Poggambog's Holy Commandments

1. Put Poggambog first in all things.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Poggambog.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.