Fitzist is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, all-powerful fox.

Fitzist created oxygen three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fitzist, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fitzist, it will think nothing of it.

Fitzist's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Fitzist's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Manatees are not to be trusted.

5. Never write about cell theory.