Lipbinbest is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, self-confident mouse.

Lipbinbest created a photon four billion years ago.

If you believe in Lipbinbest, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Lipbinbest, she will come to you in dreams.

Lipbinbest's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Lipbinbest's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Always obey Lipbinbest's priests.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not run in public.