Zessominwab is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, humane swan.

Zessominwab created the Cigar Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Zessominwab, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Zessominwab, it will jump up and down on your head.

Zessominwab's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Zessominwab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat melons.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always help snakes in need.

4. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Gulls are not to be trusted.