Zutdavlop is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, blissful wren.

Zutdavlop created the Black Eye Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zutdavlop, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Zutdavlop, it will turn you into a hamster.

Zutdavlop's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Zutdavlop's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zutdavlop.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.