Manraglan is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, amazing narwhal.

Manraglan created a Higgs boson eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Manraglan, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Manraglan, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Manraglan's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Manraglan's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Do not speak about melons.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Manraglan.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

5. Never paint your back mauve.