Veglarphig is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, conceited narwhal.

Veglarphig created time and space nine million years ago.

If you believe in Veglarphig, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Veglarphig, she will torture you forever.

Veglarphig's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Veglarphig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Erect four gold sculptures of Veglarphig on top of important buildings.

5. Never laugh in holy places.