Queeggumgon is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, competent slug.

Queeggumgon created the planet Saturn four billion years ago.

If you believe in Queeggumgon, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Queeggumgon, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Queeggumgon's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Queeggumgon's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.