Babhabgup is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, quiet donkey.

Babhabgup created humankind five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Babhabgup, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Babhabgup, she will laugh at you.

Babhabgup's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Babhabgup's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from blue ants for they are unholy.

2. Babhabgup must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never look in ponds.