Fotjonhin is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, ruthless unicorn.

Fotjonhin created a quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fotjonhin, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Fotjonhin, she will strike you with lightening.

Fotjonhin's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Fotjonhin's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always treat porpoises with great respect.