Betnutgub is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, uncaring fly.

Betnutgub created the Virgo Supercluster three billion years ago.

If you believe in Betnutgub, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Betnutgub, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Betnutgub's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Betnutgub's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never wear turquoise stockings.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Always help squirrels.