Gunfensakril is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unthoughtful fly.

Gunfensakril created the universe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gunfensakril, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gunfensakril, she will strike you with lightening.

Gunfensakril's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Gunfensakril's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention squirrels.

2. Never sit near sheep.

3. Never hurt doves.

4. Feed all hungry dogs.

5. Do not chop down trees.