Cipbogsab is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, smart dragon.

Cipbogsab created the world three million years ago.

If you believe in Cipbogsab, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cipbogsab, he will turn you into a frog.

Cipbogsab's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Cipbogsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not dye your hair fawn.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.