Tonktonbonk Legnulstip is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, self-assured wyrm.

Tonktonbonk Legnulstip created the Tadpole Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tonktonbonk Legnulstip, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tonktonbonk Legnulstip, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Tonktonbonk Legnulstip's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Tonktonbonk Legnulstip's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never talk about nebulae.