Cisscithog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, self-assured eagle.

Cisscithog created a quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cisscithog, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cisscithog, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Cisscithog's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Cisscithog's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into purple rooms.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Never paint your legs indigo.

4. Run away from red porpoises, for they are unholy.

5. Pray towards the west.