Gabfedvignurkar is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, clever hedgehog.

Gabfedvignurkar created a strange quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Gabfedvignurkar, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gabfedvignurkar, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Gabfedvignurkar's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Gabfedvignurkar's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

5. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.