Raplistbiss is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, two-faced snail.

Raplistbiss created parasitic wasps three million years ago.

If you believe in Raplistbiss, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Raplistbiss, it will turn you into a frog.

Raplistbiss' most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Raplistbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Never eat lentils.