Lidmuthanzanyiklunpop is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, witless ferret.

Lidmuthanzanyiklunpop created the planet Mars eight million years ago.

If you believe in Lidmuthanzanyiklunpop, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Lidmuthanzanyiklunpop, she will not care.

Lidmuthanzanyiklunpop's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Lidmuthanzanyiklunpop's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Lidmuthanzanyiklunpop.

2. Never think ill of sick squirrels.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Never hurt sharks.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.