Duntafbab is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, wise squirrel.

Duntafbab created a photon eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Duntafbab, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Duntafbab, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Duntafbab's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Duntafbab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Duntafbab.

5. Always stare at clouds.