Hanpaggof is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, loving slug.

Hanpaggof created the Black Eye Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hanpaggof, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hanpaggof, he will curse you with boils.

Hanpaggof's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Hanpaggof's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Hanpaggof seven times a day.

2. Never eat onions.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hanpaggof.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Respect your elders.