Appnibhub is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, flying swallow.

Appnibhub created the planet Earth three million years ago.

If you believe in Appnibhub, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Appnibhub, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Appnibhub's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Appnibhub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Appnibhub on top of all buildings.

3. Retreat if seven cats approach from the east.

4. Erect three titanium sculptures of Appnibhub on top of important buildings.

5. Never write about stars.