Vol is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, charitable hare.

Vol created tapeworms eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vol, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Vol, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Vol's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Vol's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt sheep.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always treat foxes with great respect.

4. Never talk about eagles.

5. Respect your elders.